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Help us choose which slogans we should print!

Luck is for the lazy

Cake or death?

Who Wants To Live Forever

on front - < sexy >on back -

I used to be quite skeptical, now I'm not so sure.

im not lying im covering up the truth

Kill the time before it kills you..

If you can read this you are too close to my tee

Scunthorpe is ruder than you think.

people who don't know much about me, think am good.

Do you wanna touch them?

When i grow up i wanna be a shredded wheat nanny ;)

How come arrive at the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian?

Hows about we go get some frozen yogurt?

by wishyedwards

Heaven is Sucker Love

by KeshaRainbow

This is mine! Get your own T-shirt!

To every CREATION, there is a REACTION...

What is art?There's no better definition:I am art!

Walk the other way

overheating?

by beatbeatwing

404 - Tits not found

I came, I saw, I conquered, I came again...

IF WERE ALL GODS CHILDREN WHY IS JESUS SO SPECIAL?

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Caution: Slippery when HOT!

Exercise, yeah ok!

Have it Son !

This belongs to my boyfriend, sorry

The light goes off before this comes off!

The unreal world rules the real one

by KeshaRainbow

Boobs are like Pop. I'll have any.. just nothing flat.

an apple a day keeps the worm away

by theapplejuice

ihuman

The seven dwarfs of menopause... ITCHY, BITCHY, SWEATY, SLEEPY, BLOATED, FORGETFUL AND PSYCO!!!

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

Like it? Wait 'til you see the other side!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

by ForeverYoung

please don't tag me in this photo!

Do you like a good quarming?

At your service

by husamabozekry

You can pay for school, but you cant buy class!

by wishyedwards

Think ART, Do WORK, Create ARTWORK.

I don't have any underwear, wanna see?

24/7.. So give me a break...

Business as usual!

Why me? Because i'm the BEST! So why don't you F**k off!

Welcome to the world 2012

Stand and deliver! Your money or your wife.

Love me for who I am not who you want me to be

Dying with someone i love seems a good way to go !!!

Reject

i know what you did the last summer...yyahahaha

Inspire Me!

kiss my ass

by husamabozekry

Hitler was officially a woman

Our greatest glory is not in falling, but rising every time we fall.

At the end of the day, it gets dark - so go to f**king sleep

I was a child model...

read my lip : G-O A-W-A-Y ! Do you understand ?

HAVE A BABY BY ME BABY!

by wishyedwards

dont trust vampires...they steal your bird :|

no more empty baskets

by boombastikas

Dance your little heart out.

a piece of cake

by beatbeatwing

NECROPHILIA = THE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

I look much larger up close

I'm getting followed by Peter Andre .... On twitter :)

by Tinkerbell18

Im not ignorant.......im from Coventry!

I don't ever wear statement tees

CAUTION: cleaning in progress

Veni, Vidi, Visa.........I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping!

Design an experience, not a product!

REMEMBER AL QAEDA SUSAN BOYLE IS A VIRGIN

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

IM NOT A SLUT IM A PEOPLE PERSON

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

E=MC2 EH3= PROBLEMS

...just found out that my life is based on a true story....

Where there's greenery....There's Queenery

by EwanWhosearmy

Some will follow the magic, others will ponder...

i'm not afraid of the dark

I slept with Tiger Woods too ;)

by mejPuddleduck

Take a break, have a 12 pack of KitKats

Jesus Was Gay.

It's whats inside that counts

You should see my socks!

Government health warning. Budgets kill people.

Do as the Chinese do and ? ?.

Edward Cullen Is Not A Real Vampire.

i hate attention seekers

I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!

There is nothing witty printed here

Just Smile :)

i'd rather be eating donuts

Don't worry, you're beautiful in my eyes...

by mejPuddleduck

we always want to be older when we're young, but now?

by teeneeyvinct

What more could you want!

Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an aeroplane!

Just another FAD: Facebook Addiction Disorder

Baby can't be blessed

Add my facebook! xxx_xxxx@yahoo.com

Blouse and skirt!

by wishyedwards

If only I had a pen

Pollution is everyone's problem. Face it.

by beatbeatwing

George. Paul. John

by RockyRaccoon

WHY FRONT?

by wishyedwards

Wanker

I am the narrator of my own life

For my next magic trick, i'll need a condom and a volunteer.

Like my t-shirt?It would look even better on your bedroom floor

Be your self !!

i have a dream . .

Time flies when you have a time machine.

by againstbound

stop rubbernecking!

by wishyedwards

Don't touch ,you might have burnt ... hot..hot

says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me!!!

299792.458 km/s (speed of light)

Film Never Die

Can you Face your problem if your problem is your Face?

I didn't have you, you didn't have me. OK?

Im Dyslexic and ambidextrous,i can write naf all with both hands

DANGER: The painters are in

Let's make wonderful things.

y not!!

by husamabozekry

Monkey see monkey do is not the evolutionary theory

ID RATHER HAVE A BOWL OF CO CO POPA

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

it's all about actions

by husamabozekry

Swishswosh-ed me out!

by eugeniaclara

I dont have to get a life, im a Gamer, i have Loads of lives !

how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb............2

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

i don't understand you !

WING MAN

Pink Bananas

Team Cheryl!!

by ForeverYoung

Global warming? Who cares? I can swim

Maybe it's Maybelline

Is that a baseball bat in your Jeans or are you just glad to see me.

If DRAMA was VODKA my school would SO be wasted!

Yorkshire...The sunnier side of the Pennines

Instant Karma(Just add water)

My plan is to live forever! So far so good.

How much!

Am a VIRGIN (This T-shirt isw old)

it takes a man to be a dad

When God made me, he was just showing off!

Two sentences are better than. One.

by darrennerrad

may the fork be with you

MY OTHER PENIS IS A VIRGINA

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

yes, seur

by husamabozekry

It's Jesus! Oh no, wait, it's a horse.

I will eat you.

by mejPuddleduck

Forget about a prince on a horse, i want a vampire in a volvo.

I'm with moron --->

I'm werking on my typography, please bear wif me.

shoppings a sport not a hobbie ! =) !

note to self,dont poke the bear.

by wishyedwards

Poke me if you wanna know my number

WEAR MEEE!!

If you want me to remember you in the morning, please sign your name here:

WHY PUT A FACE ON A HOOVER?

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

I dyslexia <3

Save the whales, Spear the cockroach's!

Are you really reading this text? (Girls Top Ofcourse)

Seriously this is not meant for the serious.

Go Sick With Your Glow Stick

Don't pray for me, do something useful!

so the lion fell in love with the lamb..... Pass the mint sauce RAWR

cool

by husamabozekry

When you smile, I melt inside.

Bill a zoot.

by gilmertthecat

If humans weren't meant to eat animals...Why did God make them out of meat?!?

by EwanWhosearmy

Don't go

by husamabozekry

Death is a once in a lifetime opportunity

If the future is bright why aren't we all squinting?

shake your ass

by husamabozekry

Freedom in chaos

WARNING: open manhole

Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny

You Pick It, Roll It, Then You Flick It.

PMS! Step away!

I diagnose that you have sexy disease.

keep close

by husamabozekry

Edward Cullen cheated on me.

by mejPuddleduck

Get over it!

by wishyedwards

Watch out for the morons behind. :D

My bites worse than my bark

Ei!.. whatcha looking at?!

hey, listen!

by husamabozekry

The dogs in the dinner.

by wishyedwards

Paint walls, Smoke trees, Never sleep

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

i have a thing for breaking hurting people who read the slogan on my tee shirt....

I know you're looking!

by ilikegreeneggsandham

Life's a Bitch, Then You Marry One

I have a bream

At the end of the day, I poop

Switch me on ....

I'm 100% Yours*Terms and Conditions Apply

I can keep a secret!

I Have A Girlfriend On WOW

get off the grass

Lol Owned ;o)

If I throw A Stick, Will You Leave ?

God is Lehork

Go para-gliding or something.

i facebooked your mum :)

Designated wing man

YKK ON MY ZIPPER.

by wishyedwards

Dyslexics Have More Nuf

If you think things can't get worse, you really lack imagination

Money is not the most important thing in the world,there are visa and master card ...

I design all my t-shirts!

The Future is the past, and the past last forever

Sold out!

Sorry, this person is not in service.

Bad joke here.

Reality sucks, I'm gonna keep on dremin'

roll on the weekend!!!!!

by mattSwishSwosh

'I'm with the band.'

by onetrueginger

simples.

What happened to love, honor and respect?

by beatbeatwing

i ♥ surgery

by wishyedwards

Give me your hand

by husamabozekry

Like .. OH MY GOD!!

Game Over Hun !!

My PR company made me wear this

Are you looking at me?

hey !!take a look here .. it's fun

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

by beccacarolyn

Brappp!

Monster within

by husamabozekry

Names can hurt you, but sticks and stones hurt more.

by wishyedwards

'If my music's too loud, you're too old.'

by onetrueginger

Admit it, you're jealous of my shirt (Y)

by mejPuddleduck

Cleaning windows is a pane

Models are chosen through preferences, but with a bit of glue they are anything you desire!

Positively Negative-

by beatbeatwing

l'amour ne dure pas toujours

GO HARD OR GO HOME

life can't be taken for granted

by husamabozekry

PPPPPPPPPPokerface

I survived the Irish Recession

I see dead people ....

I never realised S-P-R was played that way, until I cut off his finger. He should've picked rock...

hear me howl

Snow Balls

Don't put your feet in my shoes.

He's where I get my smile from, I'd like for you to meet him

Do you want to Compare my Meerkats?

My lovely lady lumps

Elvis loves me

Do I look like I follow fashion

Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine....!!

Twilight I Want My Wife Back

Look at your thighs...and I'm done!

the bird IS the word

waaasup

when ur p p p p peckish pick up a prostitute

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

WOW !

I wish i was Barbie, That bitch has Everything

When does it end?

an apple a day keeps the doctor away, garlic works on everyone else

do not swish off your comp

by boombastikas

life's a gas... (sorry)

Behind every successful man there's a woman and behind every unsuccessful man there are two ....

Live is worthy so leave it now .. i wanna live it

Boobs are like Pop. I take whatever.. just nothing flat.

You want to be me?!

a polaroid moment.

by wishyedwards

This Way Up.

Random !

Robots use lube.

by wishyedwards

stop poking me!

by wishyedwards

If you were so lucky!

An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep

NO COPYCATS

by boombastikas

Sorry, I'm not available today

When all else fails..slapahoe!

Just you and me babes

Photographers are really cool people...

never forgotten memories and the wounds never heal ...

by beatbeatwing

laughterI'm sorry, Its just your face~!

by mejPuddleduck

Elephant shoes

Beat the credit crunch, STEAL!

I won't stop you from following me, just form an orderly queue

Holding it together.

by gilmertthecat

Please pretent that you know me

Will you let my basilisk into your chamber of secrets?

by mejPuddleduck

Boum Boum.. Boum Boumdon't worry it's my heart

innocent, guilty or accused

by beatbeatwing

Oh.......My....... God...

Take a ticket and wait in line.

by wishyedwards

Free advice is usually wrong but don't take my word for it

What if the Hokey Cokeyreally is what it's all about?

Wanna hear something weird?..... Always

Rdatr

Take it .. or leave it

If you can read this, you're too close

Honestly, it�s cool to be a geek nowadays

Hey you! YES YOU! Would you like to go on a date with me?

Ready, steady, BLOW

I got a sweater for my birthday.What I really wanted wasa screamer or a moaner

This is just a T-thing. Why your eyes looking on it seriously?

by Joysastrawijaya

circumcise: precise ciircumference

What? A woman not in a kitchen!

The Internet does not make you stupid. It only spreads it easily.

drink milk

Confusing yourself is a way to stay honest

THE GAME ;)

by beccacarolyn

Nice to 'meat' you

I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me, papa-paparazzi !

Run, the gingers are coming!

Ed Le Gallais Appreciation!

i heart surgery

by wishyedwards

i ♥ attack

by wishyedwards

All's fair in muff and porn

They Can Send Me to College But They Can't Make Me Think!

If no one knew what time it was, then would the sun set and rise or rise and set

you never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have

Want my number, then ask

If size doesn't matter, why am I so popular?

Envision this. . .

by skinandatmosphere

Live life to the max !

I love u (and all the other letters of the alphabet)

by MynxGraphics

What is unworn, should be worn

can you stand over there so i can text you?

i dont have to get a life, im a gamer, i have loads of lives

couch potato

kiss a frog

Can you please hold my handbag while I snog your mate?

robot protest!

Do you have driver's license? Coz you're driving me crazy. :)

I always thought dream-catchers were made to catch dreams. Think I bought a fly-catcher...

I have sweaty balls

i pay in kind.

by wishyedwards

I will not say it with a slogan, Just Feel It

You R StuPID

Cake in the face.

To pee or not to pee that is de-aster

If I ignore you, it was a bad night!

I don't care what you say~ Farmville is cool =D

by mejPuddleduck

your face

Grow a pair!

if issues were shoes mine would be clown shoes.

by wishyedwards

IPPA DIPPA DATION MY OPERATION , HOW MAY PEOPLE AT THE STATION...IN THIS WEATHER ABOUT 300!

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!

oh haaai :)

(funny comment)

look here!

by husamabozekry

Sticky when wet.

Reach for the stars and your fingers will burn

THE LAST OF THE MYSPACIONS

has eyes in H.D. Everything looks so real.

may or may not contain traces of nut.

life is like a box of chocolates....i dont like chocolates

It's all about the WONGA!!

by ForeverYoung

Don't just look, do something

Smile :)

I have enough friends in enough zones thank you

I am secretly hanging the bird whilst you are reading this

imitation is suicide

c.r.e.a.m (cash rules evreything around me)

OI PERV ... stop staring at my tits!!

Sick Puppy

by wishyedwards

SearchFindTake it

Now, as the Bible says, 'Clothes maketh the man'

Holy Moly my cock is killing me

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

because im breathing

If you stare at me, I swear I will kill you.

I am the kid next door�s imaginary friend!

by ForeverYoung

Do your feet screw off to get into those Jeans?

IV NEVER BEEN ON A DATE, BUT I DID ONCE GO DOWN ON A WATERMELON!

by MagicMatthew

I have 100's of followers! ........ On twitter.

by Tinkerbell18

He said, she said

bookface

I intend to live forever. So far, so good

treatin?

I can transform ya.

I LIKE THAT BASS IN MY FACE!

by MagicMatthew

Everyone's entitled to MY opinion.

see anything you like..? I don't.

If i close my eyes, i'm hiding STUPID!

Never Go to Bed Angry.Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge!

It's on my hand, i think what you are looking for is the finger in the middle!

Yes. They are 3D.

LEGALIZED DA HERB

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

EAT MY MUNT

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

i like the way you wear your face

you need ha penis in your life

Im here for a good time - not a long time!

I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESNT HAVE THIS T-SHIRT!

by MagicMatthew

P-P-P-P-Pick Up a Prostitute

by RockyRaccoon

P.S. Go away !!

Two wrongs don't make a right...But three rights make a left!

A little Candy goes a long long way, where did you say she lives again??

Got to go now

God created men - What was She thinking?

I'll do it tomorrow.

by wishyedwards

Lifelesson101 : Don't bother

by youlookstrange

I won total wipeout!

by mejPuddleduck

They say you can kill two birds with one stone, but I like bricks better...

Out of Service...Please try again later

i used to be indecisive but now im not sure.

by wishyedwards

Tesco Value cider kills 5 chavs an hour. Every Little Helps

Actually.. I am my older brother.

Stay calm,act like zombie,live.

by wishyedwards

I am so ecstatic but why is nothing sticking to me?

by ForeverYoung

before you judge me try hard to love me

If Photography is the love of your life, well! you are just going to love me.

i heart attack

by wishyedwards

LikeAdd to Friends Join Event

RE-TARD

Bing-a-ling

We were on a break!

Hey you! Will you do my coursework please =)

by mejPuddleduck

Love Yourself.... It's worth it!

Are you a sugar? Coz your smile is so sweet! :)

You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? ... No. What? ... Well... she died

Jesus loves me .. but i don't love him, so its kinda awkward

For more information...CLICK HERE

WE KNIT U KIT

by boombastikas

It's not the end...it's just the beginning ...

In your face!

IP DIP DO, CATS GOT THE FLU. DOGS GOT THE CHICKEN POX...HANG ON PIGS GOT THE FLU!

My agent told me to be here

Government huh! Humbug..

I'm one sick puppy.

by wishyedwards

Fly me to the moon, new life coming soon.

by beatbeatwing

Even Chuck Norris would not think of a better slogan

In the 1800's, people believed that gin could cure stomach problems.

I have 1000 friends and its a SECRET.

death by chocolate

1 in every 200 people is a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.

Stop Staring; Yes, They Are Real! (Womens Top)

Model Scout. Please ask for number

Love is blind, so why are you staring at my chest

Do you have a tape? My heart is broken

Emotions are like the children of experiences

Get involved.

by wishyedwards

Betty Swollocks

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

There's no 'i' in team, but there is one in Levine

memorable phrase used in graphical terms

by boombastikas

if issues were shoes yours would be clowns shoes.

by wishyedwards

P.S. I hate you !!

I know you'll look back when I've walked past!

I really did not want to return to the starting point ... but ...

by beatbeatwing

eat, sleep and eat some more

what's up ?

If zombies eat so much brain food. Why are they so dumb?

Don't you know who I am?

If you're south of Hull, you don't exist.

STOP LOOK,KEEP LOOKING

No Money , Mo Problems

Imperialism is only fun in galaxies far, far away.

by againstbound

When you feel life is bitter, just remember there are always candies around

Curvy = Boobs

if a robot dose the robot would it still be called the robot or is it just dancing?

killed

by husamabozekry

Say NO...! To Camel Toe!

by RockyRaccoon

The Government is a Health Hazzard.

If in doubt pull out..!!

by chrisjbalmer

If my looks hurts u,pls forgive me..

In real life, I'm a rocket scientist.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

LEGALIZE DA HERB

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Really i do have a Business card...Waittt!

I'll show you a picture~A picture of tomorrow~There's nothing changingIt's all sorrow

by mejPuddleduck

“I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.” Audrey Hepburn

that girls an indie cindylego haircut and polka dot dress

What it all boils down to is Mash Potatoes.

When I say borrow I really mean steal!

If found please return to following address...

by mejPuddleduck

I hate slogans, seriously!

Channii Love ?

by Tinkerbell18

DOH!

I love you Swish x

by louisSwishSwosh

Ashley Cole u Prick!!

by ForeverYoung

Hey !! i'm talking to you...

The Beatles are all about Ringo!

IF THERES GRASS ON THE FIELD PLAY BALL

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Never trust someone whose shirt tells you who to trust

No one likes clowns Ronald.

by wishyedwards

I see the world through rainbow-coloured glasses.

75% water, 22% stuff, 2% beer, 1% magic

When life gives you lemons, dont make lemonade, just stick em in your bra and make your boobs bigger

Dodgeball: balls in your hand, not in your face

Ctrl Alt Delete

some people wonder ,, how to prevent a hangover,, simple ,, stay drunk :)

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

I helped Haiti

undead

by husamabozekry

Your like a girl you see in magazines.. Glossy magazines

need creativity to create stupidity

gods busy. can i help you?

Edward Cullen is a knob.

by mejPuddleduck

Inside Out!

Bing!

INSERT WITTY COMMENT HERE

Bee.. Mine ;)

Nobody is Perfect. I am a Nobody. Therefore I am Perfect

you would be arrogant, if you were as good as me

an i for an i only makes the world bl_nd

play

by husamabozekry

Out of difficulties,make miracles

by beatbeatwing

your father is poor is not your fault,but if your father in law is poor it's your fault !!

I�m on the verge of an ASBO

Snazzy (:

Got Crack?

by skinandatmosphere

Which way to the SALE

I live in a pineapple under the sea.

by ilikegreeneggsandham

Yes, I am a vampire. No, I don't sparkle. Yes, I will kill you.

by mejPuddleduck

Tonight Mattew Im going to be,....absolutely intoxicated!

You don't look at the mantle piece when poking a fire

Doodle here.

Revenge drove me, class made me.

Really want to jump into the sea... but i dont know how to swim

Love, money or time, I don�t mind, could I loan some?

STEPHEN!

Ammm

by husamabozekry

Major Round Dodger

by RockyRaccoon

I put the pro in procrastinate!

by ForeverYoung

WTF?

by beccacarolyn

JUST DANCE IT WILL BE OK

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

I just had an epiphany!Oh no. It's gone.

happily ever after only exists in a land far, far away

I <3 My Mum

by Ollieseymour

I've got holes on the back of my T-shirt. Please don't look!

Just because�

Great minds DON'T think alike. Great minds like a think.

If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

If I were you, I�d be reading this too

Erm.. These are NOT my eyes.

Be cool, don't drool.

by wishyedwards

An Eye For An Eye, Would Make Everyone Blind...

Global warming helped me wear this T-shirt

It is... lovely weather we are having... Let's hope the weather.. continues

8 Days a week

speak

by husamabozekry

Bukkake killed my cat.

by barryleginge

dont hate the player.

by wishyedwards

Handle It

I left my leotard at home today

there is no easy way out!

skank.

The reason I'm pulling you is because your mate said no.

The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear!

Slogans, sooo Clich�

by wishyedwards

Milk, Milk,Lemonade round the back chocolates made....

Are you playboy or gay?

Valuable goods inside. Handle with care

PROBLEM?!

Cry me a river. Then name it after me.

Happy People Never Self Destruct!

by Gagaatemyshorts

suck on these

Just google it!

by Tinkerbell18

Let's talk about love..

Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken.

GREEN ARMY!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy...

Do you like my new t-shirt :)

Francisco.....

crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me!!!

NECKROPHILIA = THE URGE TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Yes i'm fat. Deal with it.

Made from: Sugar, Spice and all things nice!

yeah

by husamabozekry

Leeroy Jenkins!!

I am smoking a fag!

Witless comment here.

simplicity, the hardest thing to accomplish.

by segersundsegers

Contains: Sugar, Spice and all things nice!

Chocolate is the best medicine.

by ilikegreeneggsandham

I am alive

by husamabozekry

Never mess with Priest, specially if he's Irish

I DON�T do cooking, but I eat well

SHES BIG, SHES ROUND SHE BOUNCES ON THE GROUND ITS YA MUM ITS YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!!

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Been there... Done that... and ACTUALLY bought the t-shirt!!

by ilikegreeneggsandham

I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!

I went crazy once but my imaginary friend helped me snap out of it

KA-POW!

by MynxGraphics

I am secretly hanging the bird whilst you are ready this

I'm the gingerbread man

Oh! Christmas tree Oh! Christmas, you are a nuisance.

lOVE RAIN DOWN ON ME.

by wishyedwards

what would me say?

by wishyedwards

Sorry, busy, must dash

Call me what you want, but be prepared for the consequences!

Lady Gaga ate my rabbit

i wanna talk!

by husamabozekry

God Is Not Great

HEY! did I just catch you looking at my crotch?

be sexy. make them want you!

id rather talk to the hand.

by wishyedwards

We Serve the Needy. Not The Greedy! (Definitely women/girls t shirt)

c.r.e.a.m (cash rules everything around me)

if you want magic?..go and see harry potter you ****!

I Got Soul But Im Not A Soldier

WWLD?! - What would Leeroy do?!

If you were a 'status' I'd like you ;)

by Tinkerbell18

I was planned!

SMELL UR MUM

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

The experts agree: dope is better than booze!

You lose.

you can't uninstall this life but you can repair the errors!

by teeneeyvinct

Team players always own two controllers...

I Like your Status

And all the lies you said~ Who did you save?

by mejPuddleduck

Everyone is different, that's why I'm unique

Do You Like Raisins?.. Fancy A Date?.. ;-)

My short-term memory is going. Also, my short-term memory's going.

Don`t dream your life! Live your dreams!

by beatbeatwing

i'm sick of . -.-

Excuse me would have been nice!

Natural Beauty...

Music, artwork, making friend. Thats all in my life !!!

by Joysastrawijaya

It's never 2 late..may be 3

Heeeeelp !!

I'm a trier

kiss me I have H1N1

POO (LOL)

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

You're wasting seconds of your life by reading this

SUCK MY MANGE

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

If you are reading this, then you are staring too much at my chest!

Round mine for cheese

who even are you?

Their is just way of taking your anger out on a sponge.

by wishyedwards

I'm so f****** deep. Really.

by mejPuddleduck

A friend brings me this T-Shirt from the future

i shower naked

Shakespeare hates you too

Me! Have you seen a mirror recently!

One for all..all for one

Go fast

by husamabozekry

Who? Me? Noooo

The more makeup you put on, the more you look like a clown.

by beatbeatwing

may the pork be with you

Everybody loves somebody sometime

love geek

by husamabozekry

In the end grey will turn to black and white.

I believe Today is not the end of the day

It's okay, the band's with me.

You must be this tall or over to ride ----------

WANTED !!

Every second counts, we're in critical situation

by beatbeatwing

white socks = not pimpin.

by wishyedwards

WOW! You would look great on me

I used to be really fit!

Nana nana nana, naaay!

omnomnomnom..

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Desperate Housegirl

Screw the Tardis! I drive a DeLorean.

I don't do catchphrases. >=(

by mejPuddleduck

Let's see what happens next, just wait and see.

MOT failure

Newspapers!

Hit me!

by husamabozekry

Comment . Like . Share

I'm with weirdo --->

Love What a Stupid Word.

vacuums suck.

Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

Don't tell my boss i'm here

my heros had the heart to live the life i want to live

During the war...

My other T-shirt is Armani

I'm blond, what's your excuse?

Think. Create. Wear SwishSwosh

No one gets Jerusalem.

Tiger i hope they were grrrrrrrrrrrrreat.

by wishyedwards

Come here and feel the wrath of my gaberdeen~!

by mejPuddleduck

what did you see in your flashforward?

by wishyedwards

Roses are red ,violets are blue..sugar is sweet and so are you :)

First impressions are better than last impressions

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Boobs are like Pop. I'll take whatever I can get.. just nothing flat.

justanothermonkey

Don't stop believin'

I would like to buy a hamburger...

I write porn!

i need to update my status.

by wishyedwards

Walk this way.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

You want me, don�t you!

Zombie Track TeamState Champions

Drugs will help you to build your own grave

I would rather not date a fish.

Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

DONT PUT YOUR DICK WERE U WOULDNT PUT YOUR FINGER!!!!!

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

My crayons look good on paper

Romeo Was A Pussy.

I have no addictions. I only smoke and drink when gambling.

What are you looking !!?

I just have to say this.

Fool don't think he is wise,but Wise Man know himself to be fool

by beatbeatwing

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want =D

by mejPuddleduck

It's all about you, you, you and you. What about me?

by beatbeatwing

do HUGS not DRUGS

I lost my number! Can I have yours?

I am undead

by husamabozekry

Contains: Slugs, snails

I begin with an idea and then it becomes something else.

Love Yourself.... You're worth it!

im a b-boy in a b-boy stance.

by wishyedwards

why you goggle me ? O.o

Go On, You Know You Wana Look At My Bum On The Way Past!!

LORRY DRIVERS KILL PROSTITUTES

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted

Member of the Zombie Rights Advocacy Group

Prepared to swing

Zombie Rights. NOW!

Time is money! How come I'm not a billionaire!

What are you looking at !!?

cook me some eggs woman

If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck I'll come back as me

This top hides my big GUNT

Bulimia is Sick

narcissism rules

that girls an indie cindylego haircut and polka dot dress.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life! ... Unless I buy something.

Please remember this t-shirt only if I get lost.

by Joysastrawijaya

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music

Because I can......!!

Kiss My Face!!!

by RockyRaccoon

bring it on .

I'm a milkybar kid!!

by mejPuddleduck

Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?

I'm having a Weston.

by gilmertthecat

Ray Mears is my dad.

your not my only, but your my favourite.

by wishyedwards

mo' day to play, no pay no 'kay..

Made from: Slugs, Snails

There called Pinky

Action / Reaction

by mejPuddleduck

full of life

by husamabozekry

Get out of my way, i'm shopping!

politicians = claptrap

by wishyedwards

pingu is a racist ,, he stole my bike ;(

Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed

I'm wearing S S !!!!

My body is my temple and sometimes my temple wants chocolate

Bald = No More Bad Hair Days

I want to playyou're in the way of our sunshine

Good one...

Sometimes my life is like an episode of eastenders!

by Tinkerbell18

I only work under pressure,so come gimme a hug!

Oh Yeah! well your a bleedin ride too.

Find me a chair, I need to rest!

It's not over until the fat lady sings LALALA

How you doin'?

Oooh ! I forgot people need a choice...

Never mind Jesus loves you�.even if no one else does! xox

Say whay your thinking

If a Dubliner needs help he will F@*k�n ask you

'Gullible' has been removed from the dictionary

by KeshaRainbow

Hyper repressed emotions

by beatbeatwing

Rogues do it from behind.

Life's a marathon not a Sprint

For the right to preach you must pratice

by 81productions

come one come all!

by wishyedwards

Out of Service...

DO COMMANDO'S GO COMMANDO

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

I need a Wii

Little Black Top

your mum

I know You want me ;)

Life sucks and you know it

My shirt is better than my banter

COD: MW2 - You're life is officially over

I dont want to gain the whole world to lose my soul

by beatbeatwing

MY body, MY clothes, MY LIFE!

Assume i'm listening, CBA to respond. Thanks

Don't hit kids they have guns nowadays.

96% of people put the peanut butter on first when making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

B O O B S

Yes, they are BOOBS

Y-Fronts are actually very comfortable

life's difficult, butdream's too perfect, buttoo boring to death...

Bring back the 90's

Sometimes life puts a rock in your shoe, and it really sucks!

I've got ham but I'm not a hamster

on front - on back -

Chuck Norris doesn�t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

The was no such thing as TV in my days...

confused.com

by beccacarolyn

Run Run

by husamabozekry

Snazzy

wanna be heard? HEAR!

by teeneeyvinct

Next of Kin:

the world is your O.Y.S.T.E.R

Im anyones for a chesse sandwich or a cheeky blowie.

84% of Statistics are made up

Wat a gwaarn?

by wishyedwards

NO WAI

�Success is like a bottle of perfume. Smell it...don�t drink it.� - Alber Elbaz, Lanvin

I'm dyslexic after DIRNK!

Yes, i'm looking at you, looking at me, looking at you, looking at me, looking at you!

I'll show you a pictureA picture of tomorrowThere's nothing changingIt's all sorrow

by mejPuddleduck

Of course, I helped Haiti

Beer, now cheaper then Gas. Drink, dont drive!

You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my d*** without pealing it

by AEROSOLJUNKEE

Oops! I did it again .

LIVE IT UP.

Under Construction !!

stop looking and eat me sweetheart

Luck comes and goes...Knowledge stays forever.

by beatbeatwing

i'm Slexdysic

by wishyedwards

Smarter than your average wear

Like my shirt? Buy your own.

I suspect everything is just an illusion created by myself..

by beatbeatwing

I like eating pokemons

My cheif

by husamabozekry

I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins

Who you gonna call?

by beccacarolyn

I'm The 5th Beatle

by RockyRaccoon

Walk away Romeo, I'm taken

no glove no love

Lifes Tough, get a helmet!

sea here speak some evil

CAUTION: finger trap

Is that mud on your face?